EPISODES

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EPISODE 80 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 30)
w/ Brandon Grugle

 

Multitude's own Brandon Grugle joins to discuss THE GREATEST MCGONAGALL CHAPTERS of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Luna’s glowup, tinkling, foley work, diaphragms, Sirius hype, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, Tartan, the Hogwarts teacher’s lounge, Snape-sized bats, General McGonogall, indoor/outdoor cardigans, and more!

EPISODE 79 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 29)
w/ Eric Schneider & Kelly Beckman LIVE!

 

Eric Schneider of Spirits and my FIANCÉ, Kelly, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in front of A LIVE AUDIENCE AT LISTEN UP PORTLAND! Topics include Wizard Spray Paint, professor biopics, Neville 2.0, GAUNT SHACK!, The Space Time Continuum, Nagini as an accessory, Twitter bios, action villain lines, the Ministry of Magic workplace comedy, and more!

EPISODE 78 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 27-28)
w/ Kristen DiMercurio

 

Kristen DiMercurio of Ars Paradoxica and more joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include highly edible humans, folding fitted sheets, Voldemort’s feet, Accio questions, Eyeball Trees, Jeeper’s Creepers, tragic female characters, Hot Wheels, zero-star reviews, Hot Neville, and more!

EPISODE 77 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 26)
w/ Matt Young

 

Matt Young (Usidore the Blue of Hello From the Magic Tavern) joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include blade-of-grass core wands, create-a-player, the return of the Toothless Walnut, diagonally/nocturnally, Dragomir Despard, bad probes, dragon spray bottles, Stephen Fry blunders, bringing Charlie back, and more!

EPISODE 76 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 25)
w/ Matt Young

 

Matt Young of Hello From the Magic Tavern joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Drama Queen Voldemort, progressiveness of wizards, Ron’s privilege, Larry Potter and his Best Friend Lily, The Last Jedi, Bill’s wolf-like tendencies, the Ted Lupin spinoff, Bill being cool, Harry Potter and the Advice He Received That Was Good and He Totally Ignored, and more!

EPISODE 75 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 24)
w/ Helen Zaltzman & Martin Austwick

Helen Zaltzman (@HelenZaltzman) and Martin Austwick (@MartinAustwick) return to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Harry’s toxic masculinity, Kevin Bacon Footloose anger dancing, strong female role models, gravestone typos, Dragon Twat, Bank Wanker, Monopoly, the Starbucks of wands, the frequently defeated undefeatable wand, lying to paintings, and more!

EPISODE 74 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 23)
w/ Helen Zaltzman and Martin Austwick

Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist) and Martin Auustwick (Song By Song) bring British wit and humor to a discussion of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include pathetic death eaters, the most unrealistic thing at Hogwarts, Marine Biologist Slytherins, Sorting Hat theories, slash fiction, wet socks, Nuremberg, gif/jif, forced masturbation, Ron: Fuckwit or Ninja?, wielding multiple wands, and more!

EPISODE 73 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 22)
w/ Meghan Fruehauf

Mike's older sister makes it a trifecta and first talks Ch. 22 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, then she GRILLS Mike for predictions (most of which, he gets wrong)! Topics include flesh memories, pets named Kingsley, Hallows vs. Horcruxes, opening at the close, Nurmengard, Con Air, McGonagall’s birthday, and more!

EPISODE 72 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 21)
w/ Meghan Fruehauf

Mike's sister Meghan returns to discuss a more meaty chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include National Treasure, NYC vs. Philly, Times Square, Final Destination, Soccer, wizard superstitions, Sherlock Potter, Luna’s mural, gruesome fairytales, Miome’s CaCa and more!

EPISODE 71 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 20)
w/ Meghan Fruehauf

Mike's older sister returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include classic mom moves, patronus theories, French Voldemort, the Kinglsey bipoic, Beetlejuice, deer stress, shitty cars, Disney Villains, 2 Fro 2 Zen, muggle sayings, numbers on rectangles, Horcrux paranoia, and more!​

EPISODE 70 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 19)
w/ Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs

Ceci returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Hermione’s trademark blue flame, the pools of the forest, “chivalry”, Miriam-Webster, Michael “What’s His Nose” Douglas, RIP? Hugh Hefner, Jerry McGuiure-ne, Doozles, Ceci’s Put Outer theory, Lord of The Rings, villainy, and more!

EPISODE 69 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 18)
w/ Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs

Voice actress Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs of Wolf 359 and more joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Big Satan Boy, Bisexual Harry, Sirius Black: Bangin’ Wizard, The Barnabus Finkley Prize, Hermione’s lack of privilege, Veritaserum, The Wizarding UN, peaking high school, pronunciation dances, and more!

EPISODE 68 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 16-17)
w/ David Gordon

David Gordon (Alas Earwax!) returns to talk more of the camping escapades in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include the New Jersey State Flag, George D.C., Wizard Theology, The Potter Museum, Nagini’s thoroughness, Animporphs, reading comprehension, Voldey’s restraint, 1/8-assed wands, and more!

EPISODE 67 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 14-15)
w/ Eric Silver

Multitude’s Eric Silver (HORSE, Join the Party) returns to tackle the start of the camping chapters from Deathly Hallows! Topics include:  Chris Angel the DeathEater, Air Bud 12, wizard hunting, Mike’s identification with Voldemort, KFC, the hierarchy of drinking games, plotholes, the bread heist, hunger autopilot, Windows screensavers, Nom Kippuur, JK's bullshit, Horcrux Killah, Ron’s privilege, and more!

EPISODE 66 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 13)
w/ David Gordon

David Gordon of wizard rock band Alas Earwax! joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include purity obsession, Zootopia, square books, rage video culture, Wakanda, Arthur Weasley being a boss, Sectum Tempura, Harry the improviser, face-punching, and more! Also, David made an incredible song based on this episode that is included at the end!

EPISODE 65 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 12) + Q&A!
w/ Bayana Davis and Robyn Jordan

Bayana and Robyn from #WizardTeam make a return to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Dark Mark tattoos, Pinky & the Brain, Carmen San Diego, Barty Crouch Jr.’s dedication to teaching, Ru Paul, Voldemort’s security, side-eyeing quizmasters, The Bone Throne, Critical Fandom and more! Also, Schubes dedicates the second half of the episode to a Q&A!

EPISODE 64 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 11)
w/ Bayana Davis and Robyn Ravenclaw

The lovely ladies from #WizardTeam join to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include redemption arcs, Pius Thiccness, stealing magic, moving the goalposts, Lupin’s self hate, Wizard Sex Ed, Star Wolf, All CAPS HARRY, JK Rowling’s race relations, Fireball, The Pontiac Bandit, Draymond Green, and more! Also, this episode has A RAP BATTLE IN IT. 

EPISODE 63 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 10) LIVE
w/ Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs

Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs of Jet City Improv join Mike LIVE IN SEATTLE to discuss Ch. 10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then have a super fun Q&A session with the audience! Topics include: racist beds, Farrah Fawcett, baby broomsticks, the worst animagi, CONFIRMING R.A.B., Apple User Agreements, the house elf uprising, Night at the Museum, House Schubert, ICP, wizard basketball, Viva La Bam, and more!

EPISODE 62 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 8-9)
w/ Eric Silver

Eric Silver (Join the Party, HORSE) makes his triumphant return to chat about the one glimmer of hope in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Ottery St. Catchpole, luncheons, throwing tweets in the trash, JK’s elite sass writing, The Curs-ed Child, Re-ranking the Weasleys, flying chairs, The Illuminati, prejudice, cat-calls, action movie tropes, Draco’s internship, and more!

EPISODE 61 : Deathly Hallows (Ch. 6-7)
w/ Sequoia Thomas

Sequoia Thomas of Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them joins for an episode filled with silly HEATED discussions. Topics include real Quidditch, Puddlemere United, Merlin’s saggy left testicle, the emergence of Sassy Ron, THE RETURN OF CHARLIE, licking faces, the grope debate, spherical cakes, Put Outer vs. Deluminator, Wizard Barnes & Noble, Puppetmaster Dumbledore, and more!